Re: [gardeners] The End Is Near

Liz Albrook (
Tue, 14 Oct 1997 16:49:46 +0000

jaime <> wrote:

> I know Cheryl!  It's absolutely true.  And I'm trying - one of 
> these days.   <g>   A guy I used to work with who was also an 
> avid gardener, used to say that he dreamt of the day when he 
> could get up in the morning, go out on the porch starkers and 
> shoot that muskrat crossing his pond, without complaint from 
> anyone.  ('course he was pretty elderly and the one time he did 
> try to shoot the muskrat crossing his pond, he accidently 
> removed the tip of his dog's ear.)  He did, btw, nearly always 
> garden sans clothing.  

Shoot, if I started gardening nude then the only time I'd be wearing 
clothes is while away from home.  I already spend much of the day 
without impediments as it is.  

I swear I'd be happy in nudist colony.  Would have to get a new 
husband though, this one just could stand the exposure.

Liz Albrook
Insurance Limbo