Re: [gardeners] The End Is Near
jaime (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Tue, 14 Oct 1997 19:39:44 -0400
I know Cheryl! It's absolutely true. And I'm trying - one of
these days. <g> A guy I used to work with who was also an
avid gardener, used to say that he dreamt of the day when he
could get up in the morning, go out on the porch starkers and
shoot that muskrat crossing his pond, without complaint from
anyone. ('course he was pretty elderly and the one time he did
try to shoot the muskrat crossing his pond, he accidently
removed the tip of his dog's ear.) He did, btw, nearly always
garden sans clothing.
Jaime
Cheryl Schaefer wrote:
> Jaime, you need a neighborhood like mine with the nearest house 3/10 of a
> mile away. Shame on you, girl.:-) Around here they know you're alive when
> the UPS truck backs into the driveway and dead when your cat shows up
> regularly at their house for dinner. I could walk around stark naked and
> never get noticed except when the UPS man backs up. And he'd tell the whole
> village. The only reason I don't risk it has to do more with where the bees
> would surely bite. Cheryl
>