Re: [gardeners] Deedee et all
Liz Albrook (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Thu, 28 May 1998 11:52:52 +0000
Chatty Cathy <gardeners@globalgarden.com> wrote:
> Margaret (aka TLB) wrote:
>
> > he'll have to come around sooner or
> > later, and you can bet she's waitin' for him, class or no class.
>
> I heard DeDe muttering while she was wriggling out of that gunny
> sack that she had a real bad feeling about that new kin of Jimbo.
> Said she done a little tinkering with his skates a few days ago just
> in case. DeDe's always been a big believer in insurance, don't you
> know...
Lordy! Cathy do you mean it's true that DeDe was in the hayloft with
Jimbo? I'm plumb shocked and generally put off my feed! The last
time I saw Jimbo he was sitting at the kitchen table cuttin his
toenails. DeDe ain't never tolerated that kind of behavior from her
men.
What is wrong with DeDe? Aunt Fanny sent me a note from that federal
tennis court where she's been staying since the revenoorers took her
printin press and she says that DeDe done got took up by some aliens
like them ones they got on the X-files. Was talking about some place
called South Park and somebody name of Eric Cartman and some sort of
alien probe and said them aliens done that to DeDe. I just figgered
that was all foolishness. What if it wasn't no foolishness? What if
DeDe has been messed with by the aliens and turned into a robot that
will do whatever Jimbo wants? Oh, Lordy! Do you reckon that
Reverend Billy Bob can do an exercisism on DeDe and get rid of them
aliens? Do you think maybe some of that lectroshock therapy would
help?
We got to do something and soon!
Cousin Beulah Mae