[gardeners] God's two last gifts

Bob Kirk (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Sun, 12 Jul 1998 21:54:25 -0500 (CDT)

To Adam & Eve: the ability to pee standing up, and multiple orgasms (recent
thread on Gardens-L).  If Crovo won't forward my horticultural and botanic
posts, I don't suppose there's any hope for this one.....

  Of course women can pee standing up. At least I don't imagine the drunken
World Cup fan who helped her male companion extinguish the eternal flame at
the Arc de Triomphe assumed the culturally-decreed position while doing so.
Extraordinarily outraged French officials refused to allow the
Mexican ambassador to lay a "wreath" at the site.  ---thanx alt.tasteless
----
  Don't recall that we have any *real southerners on this list, but I
suppose it's worth noting that particularly outraged French officials 
last year arrested an Australian for cooking eggs over the flame.

BK---

Off home now hoping not to learn that France finally won,
and to see if the Roundup he sprayed this noon is working yet.