[gardeners] God's two last gifts

Bob Kirk (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Sun, 12 Jul 1998 21:54:25 -0500 (CDT)

To Adam & Eve: the ability to pee standing up, and multiple orgasms (recent
thread on Gardens-L).  If Crovo won't forward my horticultural and botanic
posts, I don't suppose there's any hope for this one.....

  Of course women can pee standing up. At least I don't imagine the drunken
World Cup fan who helped her male companion extinguish the eternal flame at
the Arc de Triomphe assumed the culturally-decreed position while doing so.
Extraordinarily outraged French officials refused to allow the
Mexican ambassador to lay a "wreath" at the site.  ---thanx alt.tasteless
  Don't recall that we have any *real southerners on this list, but I
suppose it's worth noting that particularly outraged French officials 
last year arrested an Australian for cooking eggs over the flame.


Off home now hoping not to learn that France finally won,
and to see if the Roundup he sprayed this noon is working yet.