[gardeners] racy joke, sorta O.T.
Cynthia Mayeaux (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Thu, 23 Jul 1998 06:00:34 -0400
> One morning while making breakfast, the husband walked up to his wife and
>> pinched her butt and said, *You know, if you firmed this up, you could get
>> rid of your girdle.* While this was on the edge of intolerable, she
>> thought herself better and didn*t say a word. The next morning the
>> husband
>> woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, *You know, if you
>> firmed
>> this up, you could get rid of your bra.* This was beyond a silent
>> response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a deep
>> grin in place, she said, *You know, if you firmed this up, I could get rid
>> of the gardener.*
>>
This got a giggle outa me teehee...Cynthia
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