Re: [gardeners] Dee Dee

Liz Albrook (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Mon, 3 Aug 1998 15:35:10 +0000

inanda@pacificcoast.net <gardeners@globalgarden.com> wrote:

> Thanks for telling us about Deedee.  Guess she & cousin Beulah are away
> - maybe visiting Harold.

Dear Miss Ginny,

Cousin Beulah Mae is still recovering from Agnes Ruth Strutman's 
Mongoloid Hot Pot party.  The poor thing hasn't spent more than 
10 minutes out of the bathroom in the last two days.  I'm guessing 
that Agnes Ruth made another of her authentic dishes 
and Beulah Mae is suffering from a well-earned case of the trots.  
I tried to tell Beulah that Agnes Ruth was likely to serve roadkill 
with a dash of soy sauce and try to pass off the smell by claiming it 
was real Chinese food.  Agnes once won the Appalachian Enamel Pot 
Cook-off with something she called Potage Au Possum and I know for a 
fact that Agnes Ruth doesn't hunt and that fool Jasper is too lazy to 
bother.  Beulah Mae was too soft-hearted to turn down the invitation 
but she hasn't said much about the party since she got home, either.  

I'll let her know you were asking about her.

Lizzie Lu