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>Speeding Ticket
>>> >A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following
>>> >exchange takes place....
>>> >The man says: "What's the problem officer?"
>>> >Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
>>> >Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
>>> >Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."
>>> >[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]
>>> >Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail
light."
>>> >Man: "Broken tail light?  I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
>>> >Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
>>> >[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]
>>> >Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your
>>seat belt."
>>> >Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
>>> >Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
>>> >Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your mouth, woman!"
>>> >Officer turns to the woman and asks,
>>> >"Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
>>> >Wife says: "No, only when he's drunk."
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