Sorry, Matt, grass is NOT low maintenance, and we love it! We have 5/8ths of an acre, with lots of lawn, many shrubs, a Japanese garden, a raised rose garden, a small veggie garden, a raspberry patch, and 10 ANNUAL flower beds. It's a lot of work, and the best exercise in the world! The kids grew up playing volley ball and croquet and capture-the-flag and splashing in the wading pool and torturing the jungle gym and we appreciated the cool greensward at that time for their pleasure. Many a big picnic or birthday party took place there -- gee, we even had a mens' hair cutting contest just to see if the neighbors could do a better job than I had been doing on Jimmie, for all those years... When the kids grew up and flew the coup, we gave away the swings and the jungle gym and tether ball, and gave our energies to creating beauty. We work all day out there, and then comes the sit-and-sip hour: two beach chairs, two old fogies, two quiet conversations with much appreciation for nature's beauty. There's something for everyone in this world -- you just have to find it. Gardeners have to earn a living too, and if you're a good one, my hat's off to you! Penny, NY ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866]