[gardeners] OT showing the house yourself

Bob Kirk (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Mon, 5 Oct 1998 22:37:14 -0500 (CDT)

   Oh, so your mother doesn't send you a Readers Digest subscription for
your birthday in hopes of maintaining that one last link with normalcy???

   Anyway, there was the recent bit about the guy who decided they didn't
need no steenkin realtor to hang around all day for the open house, whose
wife got home to find a note on the hall table: "Mr and Mrs M_ - thought
you might want to know that when we came to see the house we found your
real estate agent asleep on your bed."