Oh, so your mother doesn't send you a Readers Digest subscription for your birthday in hopes of maintaining that one last link with normalcy??? Anyway, there was the recent bit about the guy who decided they didn't need no steenkin realtor to hang around all day for the open house, whose wife got home to find a note on the hall table: "Mr and Mrs M_ - thought you might want to know that when we came to see the house we found your real estate agent asleep on your bed."