[gardeners] Happy Everything

penny x stamm (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Fri, 25 Dec 1998 01:25:55 -0500

>>From the First Unitarian Universalist Society of Schenectady,NY
listserv to which it had been forwarded. 

       Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, 
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter 
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the 
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your 
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or 
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or 
secular traditions at all.

     AND a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted 
calendar year 1999, but not without due respect for the calendars of 
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped 
make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily 
greater  than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the 
western  hemisphere,) and without regard to the race, creed, color, 
age,  physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the 
wishee.   (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these 
terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.  It is 
freely  transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It 
implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the 
wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by 
law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

         This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the 
usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until 
the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes 
first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or 
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

(Penny, NY)

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