Re: [gardeners] Happy Everything
Allen and Judy Merten (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Mon, 28 Dec 1998 00:11:31 -0600
Hi Penny,
ROFLMAO!!!
Allen
Bastrop Co.,Tx
penny x stamm wrote:
> >>From the First Unitarian Universalist Society of Schenectady,NY
> listserv to which it had been forwarded.
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best
> wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
> low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
> solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
> choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
> traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
> secular traditions at all.
>
> AND a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
> uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
> calendar year 1999, but not without due respect for the calendars of
> choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped
> make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily
> greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the
> western hemisphere,) and without regard to the race, creed, color,
> age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the
> wishee. (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these
> terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
> freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It
> implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
> wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by
> law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>
> This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
> usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until
> the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
> first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or
> issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>
> (Penny, NY)
>
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