Hi Penny, ROFLMAO!!! Allen Bastrop Co.,Tx penny x stamm wrote: > >>From the First Unitarian Universalist Society of Schenectady,NY > listserv to which it had been forwarded. > > Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best > wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, > low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter > solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the > religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your > choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or > traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or > secular traditions at all. > > AND a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically > uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted > calendar year 1999, but not without due respect for the calendars of > choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped > make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily > greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the > western hemisphere,) and without regard to the race, creed, color, > age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the > wishee. (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these > terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is > freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It > implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the > wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by > law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. > > This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the > usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until > the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes > first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or > issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. > > (Penny, NY) > > ___________________________________________________________________ > You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. > Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html > or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866]