[gardeners] OT
drusus@golden.net (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Sun, 07 Mar 1999 10:50:52 -0500
I am sorry but I do not know the source.
Top 10 Ways To Tell A Redneck Has Been Working At The Computer
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>>>10: The monitor is up on blocks.
>>> 9: Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
>>> 8: The six front keys have rotted out.
>>> 7: The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
>>> 6: The numeric key pad only goes up to six.
>>> 5: The password is "Bubba".
>>> 4: There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
>>> 3: There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
>>> 2: The keyboard is camouflaged.
>>> 1: The mouse is refered to as a "critter".
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