"David G. Smith" wrote: > Well, I suppose I should take another try at making friends with the dog. > Although planting something on the fence sounds good too. What kind of > dog? Big and red. A longish-haired retriever sort of dog. She's a pretty > dog, really. They've also got two Shelties, and old one that stays on the > porch and a young one that's just learning to bark at me. > > Talking to the owners isn't likely to happen. It's sort of odd, I son't > think I'd know them if I saw them, but I don't like them. The woman is > constantly yelling at her kids -- "I hate you", really pleasant stuff like > that. The kids mainly ignore her, so I guess yelling is the worst she > does. If I'm out splitting wood or something for a while, she'll come out > and yell at the dog! That's sort of funny. A solid wood fence has some > appeal in that it would keep us from hearing that woman so much. > > I think I'll try growing something on the fence, AND making friends with > the dog. I don't think she's a mean dog, just bored. They leave her out > all day and night, as far as I can tell. > > David Sounds like either a Golden Retreiver or an Irish Setter. Both are sort of excitable. Your neighbor sounds like a real winner. I believe you should put up a 12-foot concrete block fence with 3 strands of barb wire on top. That way you won't be a witness when her kids kill her and bury her in the backyard. ;-) George