Re: [gardeners] OT - dog humor

Mona lisa andrews (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Mon, 02 Aug 1999 13:13:30 -0500

Margaret,
Thanks for sharing that. It is too cute. ;-} I have one Jack Russell
Terrier that thinks he's human so the last one reminded me of him.
Mona lisa
At 10:06 AM 8/2/99 -0600, you wrote:
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>>The American Kennel club has decided to recognize these new 
>>breeds of Dogs that are the result of cross breeding
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>>Collie + Lhasa Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport. 
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>>Spitz + Chow Chow: Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot. 
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>>Bloodhound + Borzoi: Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun. 
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>>Pointer + Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. 
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>>Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier: Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries. 
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>>Pekingese + Lhasa Apso: Peekasso, an abstract dog. 
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>>Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever: 
>>Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists. 
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>>Newfoundland + Basset Hound: Newfound Asset Hound, 
>>a dog for financial advisers. 
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>>Terrier + Bulldog: Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes. 
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>>Bloodhound + Labrador: Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly. 
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>>Malamute + Pointer: Moot Point, owned by... 
>>oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway. 
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>>Collie + Malamute: Commute, a dog that travels to work. 
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>>Deerhound + Terrier: Derriere, a dog that's true to the end. 
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