[gardeners] OT - dog humor
margaret lauterbach (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Mon, 02 Aug 1999 10:06:42 -0600
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>The American Kennel club has decided to recognize these new
>breeds of Dogs that are the result of cross breeding
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>Collie + Lhasa Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
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>Spitz + Chow Chow: Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
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>Bloodhound + Borzoi: Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun.
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>Pointer + Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
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>Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier: Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.
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>Pekingese + Lhasa Apso: Peekasso, an abstract dog.
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>Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever:
>Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.
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>Newfoundland + Basset Hound: Newfound Asset Hound,
>a dog for financial advisers.
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>Terrier + Bulldog: Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
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>Bloodhound + Labrador: Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly.
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>Malamute + Pointer: Moot Point, owned by...
>oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.
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>Collie + Malamute: Commute, a dog that travels to work.
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>Deerhound + Terrier: Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
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