Re: [gardeners] Hoist in my own petard (
Fri, 03 Sep 1999 10:00:12 -0400

At 02:17 AM 02-09-99 -0400, you wrote:
>AMOF, I've been on a strict diet for about 3 weeks.  The media 
>reported that a gang of 4 or 5 men had been on a spree in Long 
>Island, intercepting women, forcing them to disrobe, and 
>molesting them. Then they forceably stole a car from someone, 
>and drove up here to within half a mile of my house, where they 
>kidnapped a woman from her own driveway, made her take all 
>her clothes off, and by some ruse, she was able to escape,
>running to a neighbor's house for help. 
>Now you see, considering how close they are, if I were put in
>this awkward position, there is no way on this earth that I would
>run to my neighbor''s house, stark naked, with the body which I
>am wearing right now. Therefore, the diet.

For a moment there I thought you were on a diet to attract the men......

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