Re: [gardeners] Hoist in my own petard
drusus@golden.net (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Fri, 03 Sep 1999 10:00:12 -0400
At 02:17 AM 02-09-99 -0400, you wrote:
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>AMOF, I've been on a strict diet for about 3 weeks. The media
>reported that a gang of 4 or 5 men had been on a spree in Long
>Island, intercepting women, forcing them to disrobe, and
>molesting them. Then they forceably stole a car from someone,
>and drove up here to within half a mile of my house, where they
>kidnapped a woman from her own driveway, made her take all
>her clothes off, and by some ruse, she was able to escape,
>running to a neighbor's house for help.
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>Now you see, considering how close they are, if I were put in
>this awkward position, there is no way on this earth that I would
>run to my neighbor''s house, stark naked, with the body which I
>am wearing right now. Therefore, the diet.
For a moment there I thought you were on a diet to attract the men......
Lucinda
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>Penny, NY, zone 6
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