At 11:34 PM 9/7/99 -0400, you wrote: >. >I have harvested my pineapple. It was a traumatic experience. >Actually, I sawed it off. I was told that when it turns yellow, >pluck it. They were wrong. It is beautifully yellow, and hard as >a rock. > >I have it parked in a tall (14 oz) water glass sitting on the >kitchen counter. In truth it very much resembles Carmen Miranda. What? It dances and flounces its skirt? Have you had too much hoochy kootchy, Penny? >........................................ >Did anybody watch Hamlet...? I actually heard him say, "Don't put >your compost on the weeds..." How timely! >. >. >Penny, nuts Margaret, rats