Re: [gardeners] Fruits of my labors....

margaret lauterbach (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Thu, 09 Sep 1999 09:44:59 -0600

At 11:34 PM 9/7/99 -0400, you wrote:
>.
>I have harvested my pineapple. It was a traumatic experience. 
>Actually, I sawed it off.  I was told that when it turns yellow, 
>pluck it. They were wrong. It is beautifully yellow, and hard as
>a rock. 
>
>I have it parked in a tall (14 oz) water glass sitting on the
>kitchen counter. In truth it very much resembles Carmen Miranda.

What? It dances and flounces its skirt? Have you had too much hoochy
kootchy, Penny?  
>........................................
>Did anybody watch Hamlet...?  I actually heard him say, "Don't put 
>your compost on the weeds..."  How timely! 
>.
>.
>Penny, nuts 
 Margaret, rats