Good morning, friends! As with George, I howled at the wonderful turns which Penny's tale took! You should write sitcoms and be earning a bundle, while sitting back, enjoying your garden, Penny. You and Jimmy could live in the lap of luxury from your earnings! Fall, such as it is in Southern California, continues to march on its merry way, with 30-40 degree temperature swings during the course of the day: 90 at 2 in the afternoon; 55 or 60 by 5:30 a.m., when our clock radio goes off. This makes for interesting gardening weather. It is often too hot in the sun during the day to garden; yet, by the time it cools off, the sun has gone down and you can't see a bloomin' thing (literally!). We put in our Stella de Oros this weekend, before Vivian took off for a trip to the East Coast, to visit the LA Times Washington Bureau (she manages the resources of the LA Times' Editorial Library), friends in Lumberton, N.C.; and then back to D.C. for an American Society for Information Science Conference before heading home a week from this coming Thursday. (They also serve who sit and wait:) ) We did not have time to put in all the scilla and ranunculus (scillae et ranunculi?) as a community decision, so I will have to render executive decisions this afternoon, while there is still enough light to work. We cut back our roses a bit last week, as they had gotten past the 6' stage, and are now a bit less "leggy." Time to feed them again for the last time, before we cut them down to 12" in January. I am enjoying the spectacle of our first pomagranates ripening to a deep, brick red. Does anyone have a clue as to when they are acually ripe? This is our first year growing them, and the fruits are small, since the sapling does not yet have the root mass to sustain full-sized fruit. Every morning, I enjoy picking up fresh, ripe limes from the ground, along with green, but still ripe, passion fruit. The limes are ready for gimlet duty at that point, but the passion fruit are sweetest if you leave them on the kitchen windowsill for a week until they are purple and wrinkled. Next week, I believe our fuyu persimmon will be ripe. They are always a treat for me, right off the tree (they are not astringent like American persimmons); but Vivian loves to let them get dead ripe. It's a young tree, so we only expect about a dozen fruit this year (squirrels got a couple before we put the "hairnet" on the tree). Our birds of paradise (strelitzia nicolaii) are resplendent in the early morning sun, with tangerine and cobalt hues, which the hummingbirds seem so attracted to. This is the first time they have bloomed for us, since we bought the house in '97. The previous owner had no interest in gardening (odd for a Japanese lady), and had the landscaping intelligence of a plastic soap dish (!) The first year here, we had to undo all sorts of mistakes, remove perfectly good plants which had been planted dead wrong in locations in which they could not possibly thrive, resulting in misshapen, sad-looking things. This week, it's out with the remaining tomatoes. We are about a week behind in removing them. They grow tall and rank, but it is too cool for them to set fruit, and they look just plain bedraggled. Out, too, will go the zukes, which are struggling to produce their last few squash in these ever-shortening days. Well, it is time to turn this moth into a butterfly, before heading in to my office. I wish you all glorious gardening, and a day full of bright blossoms and sunshine. Ron