>Oh, rats! Jimmie's home just as Penny was about to open her bog bix of >petards...er, forecrackers...and drop a ball of ice as she sang "Old >chaise longue..." > >Penny, you better give Jimmie a grocery list (and include aspirin) to fill >after he finishes shoveling snow today. Pineapple juice and rum sounds >even worse than the tea we used once to "unneat" rum. Dontcha hate >being out of stuff? You didn't stock up anything for y2k? Oh, except >petards...Margaret L > Margaret, I'm laughing along with you ! Sending Jimmie for some tomato juice cocktail some 26 years ago, from which he came home emptyhanded because there was too much choice ---- taught me NEVER to send a boy to do a cook's job. No, I didn't stock up anything for Y2k -- just kept my computer turned off, and later went in and fixed up the date. Ordinarily I keep everything backed up in the closet, and I do have both an 11 and a 20 cuft freezer for whatever needs cooling. It never would have happened if we both hadn't been so sick... The petards I store in the garage, obviously. Penny, NY ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj.