[gardeners] a hosta poem....

SECK138@aol.com (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Sat, 29 Jan 2000 11:46:40 EST

In a message dated 01/29/2000 12:04:40 AM Eastern Standard Time, 
bevie@michweb.net writes:

<< Hosta Help 
 Doctor, Doctor, it's all up to you! 
 I've fallen for hostas & don't know what to do. 
 They seem to entice me and capture my thoughts, 
 With their stunning beauty I have been caught! 
 Is there no antidote for this sickness I've acquired? 
 It seems now hostas are the only thing I've desired. 
 I fear for when winter comes?I shall go insane, 
 As there will be no hostas for me to obtain. 
 Please help me dear doctor, I need some sort of "fix". 
 My collection has risen to 900 and six. 
 The neighbors all think I have flipped my lid 
 And hubby thinks I should put them all up for bid. 
 If you don't help me I don't know what I'll do. 
 I'll probably just sit in my garden and stew. 
 Great you will help me?!! Then what shall I do? 
 What's that you say?.GIVE them all to you?