Re: [gardeners] a hosta poem....

Seana Ames (
Sun, 30 Jan 2000 08:25:08 MST

Cute, very cute!


In a message dated 01/29/2000 12:04:40 AM Eastern Standard Time, writes:

<< Hosta Help
  Doctor, Doctor, it's all up to you!
  I've fallen for hostas & don't know what to do.
  They seem to entice me and capture my thoughts,
  With their stunning beauty I have been caught!
  Is there no antidote for this sickness I've acquired?
  It seems now hostas are the only thing I've desired.
  I fear for when winter comes?I shall go insane,
  As there will be no hostas for me to obtain.
  Please help me dear doctor, I need some sort of "fix".
  My collection has risen to 900 and six.
  The neighbors all think I have flipped my lid
  And hubby thinks I should put them all up for bid.
  If you don't help me I don't know what I'll do.
  I'll probably just sit in my garden and stew.
  Great you will help me?!! Then what shall I do?
  What's that you say?.GIVE them all to you?


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