[gardeners] A little humor

Craig Watts (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Tue, 4 Jul 2000 10:28:11 -0400

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What if DR. SEUSS wrote your computer repair manual?
 
 If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory
makes your floppy
disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to
report.
 
 If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
 double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your
data is corrupted 'cause
the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and the
system's
gonna crash!
 
 If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the
network
is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want
to tunnel
on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer
down the
hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of
gauss, so your
 icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as
well reboot and go
 out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's
gonna hang!
 
 When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and
the
 microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to
flash your memory
and you'll want to RAM your ROM, quickly turn off the computer
and be sure
to tell your mom.
Craig Watts  
kingdomm@worldnet.att.net
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What if DR. SEUSS wrote your = computer repair manual?

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket = on a port, and the bus is
interrupted as a very last resort, And the = address of the memory
makes your floppy
disk abort, then the = socket packet pocket has an error to
report.

If your cursor = finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon = puts your window in the trash, and your
data is corrupted = 'cause
the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and = the
system's
gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on = the table at your house, says the
network
is connected to the = button on your mouse, but your packets want
to tunnel
on another = protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer
down the
hall, = and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of
gauss, so = your
icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may = as
well reboot and go
out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a = poet, the sucker's
gonna hang!

When the copy of your = floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and
the
microcode = instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to
flash your = memory
and you'll want to RAM your ROM, quickly turn off the = computer
and be sure
to tell your mom.
Craig Watts =  
kingdomm@worldnet.att.net

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