A Poltergeist, Ranchmama...? What a concept! Jimmie's tooth died on Saturday. His computer died today. We had a massive argument about whether the 32-gallon garbage pails full of grass clippings were too heavy for the poor garbage men to lift tomorrow, or not. Then I served him Chicken Divan, baked potato, and fresh corn on the cob, poor boy. He couldn't eat the corn. Why not...? Because it would hurt THAT tooth. How can a tooth hurt if it has already died? Umn, well, it's still sensitive. Then it ain't dead, Jim. Have you got a boot disk, demands Jim. No, I reply. Oh, man, you'll be in a lot of trouble if your computer bombs! So where is YOUR boot disk? It's gone. How can it be gone..? Well, let me use yours, cause I want to try to trick my computer into working. Mine is for Windows 98, and yours is Windows 95, which won't work. Oh, yes it will. .... so off goes Jim with one of my old boot disks, and puts it on his machine. I need more files, says Jim. That's not enuf... A Poltergeist...? I do believe you've got something there! Penny, NY ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj.