[gardeners] OT: fishing
George Shirley (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Sat, 30 Mar 2002 09:45:33 -0600
> I know this is sort of off topic but fish byproducts are really good for your garden.
George
> Why fishing is better than sex...
>
> 1. You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
> 2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once
> in a while.
> 3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about fishing.
> 4. If your partner takes pictures of you Fishing, you don't have to worry
> about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
> 5. Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long
> ago.
> 6. It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.
> 7. When you see a really good fisher person, you don't have to feel guilty
> about imagining the two of you fishing together.
> 8. If your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if
> you fish with someone else.
> 9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself.
> 10. When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are
> really an undercover cop.
> 11. You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell friends
> fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued
> for harassment.
> 12. There are no fishing transmitted diseases.
> 13. If you want to watch fishing on TV, you don't have to subscribe to
> Playboy channel.
> 14. Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner the rest of your life.
> 15. Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses interest in
> it.
> 16. You fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished last
> week! Fishing is all you ever think about."
>