>This one is for all of you who either: > > a) have kids, > b) had kids who have now grown, > c) was a kid > d) know a kid! > > Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers > > >As I was trying to pack for vacation, my >3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful >time playing on the bed. At one point, she > >said, " Dad, look at this," and stuck out >two of her fingers. Trying to keep her >entertained, I reached out and stuck her >fingers in my mouth and said, " Daddy's gonna >eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them >before I rushed out of the room again. >When I returned, my daughter was standing on >the bed staring at her fingers with a >devastated look on her face. I said, >What ' s wrong honey? >She replied, > > >"What happened to my booger?