[gardeners] OT - The Cannibals

Margaret Lauterbach (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Fri, 23 Aug 2002 09:59:44 -0600

>Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all
>part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.  "You
>get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to
>eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees". The cannibals
>Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm
>satisfied with you. However, one of our Assistants has disappeared. Do any
>of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.
>After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,
>"Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly, to
>which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool!  For four weeks
>we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, then you had to go
>and eat an Assistant!"