>YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN THE YEAR 2002 WHEN: > > > >a. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is > >because they do not have an e-mail address. > > > >b. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your > >family of three. > > > >c. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file > >of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. > > > >d. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell > >phone to see if anyone is home. > > > >e. Every commercial on television has a web site > >address at the bottom of the screen. > > > >f. You buy a computer and 3 months later it is out of > >date and now sells for half the price you paid. > > > > > >g. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which > >you didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, > >is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go > >get it. > > > > > >h. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to > >make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning. > > > >i. You just tried to enter your password on the > >microwave. > > > >j. You consider second-day air delivery painfully > >slow. > > > >k. Your dining room table is now your flat filing > >cabinet. > > > >l. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored > >Post-it notes. > > > >m. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of > >in person. > > > >n. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone > >calls. > > > >o. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful > >feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved > >one. > > > >p. You get up in the morning and go online before > >getting your coffee. > > > >q. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check > >your E-mail on your way back to bed. > > > >r. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :) > > > >s. You're reading this. > > > >t. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone > >else.