[gardeners] OT: Houston Hurricane Plan

George Shirley (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Fri, 18 Oct 2002 10:35:25 -0500

City officials have just announced the Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan
today as follows:

Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio.
Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette.
Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas.
Republicans fly Continental to Washington, DC.
Democrats take Amtrak to Arkansas.
Yankees use 45 South to Galveston.
Texas Longhorns use 290 West to Austin.
Aggies use Loop 610.

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