[gardeners] OT - You know it's 2003 when
Margaret Lauterbach (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Mon, 17 Mar 2003 07:30:32 -0700
>1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do
>not
>have an e-mail address.
>
>2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
>
>3. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so
>she can create a screen saver.
>
>4. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
>anyone is home.
>
>6. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom
>of
>the screen.
>
>7. You buy a computer and 3 months later it is out of date and now sells
>for half the price you paid.
>
>8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
>first 20 or 30 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn
>around to go get it.
>
>9. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase
>would
>be a hassle and take planning.
>
>10. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
>
>11. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
>
>12. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
>
>13. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
>
>14. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
>
>15. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
>
>16. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if
>you
>just pulled the plug on a loved one.
>
>17. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
>
>18. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on
>your
>way back to bed.
>
>19. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
>
>20. You're reading this.
>
>21. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else.
>
>