George, we've lived in this house for 50 years, and last summer was the very first time we hired a gardener to cut the lawn -- neither Jimmie nor I could pull the rope starter any more ...<vbg>... and we've gone downhill from there. This morning was Day 1 of the new gardening season for us, and we were awakened by FOUR different gardening posses moving back and forth, each with THREE blowers! (My neighbors all seem to get mad at their gardeners, and swap them for another set -- almost the same faces, and definitely the same workmanship!) Just to make things more interesting, there was also a fire engine driving up and down the street, lights swiveling and brakes squealing! And on top of that, something I have never seen here, a well-groomed yellow truck sweeping the street! Yes, I said we were awakened by all this mayhem ... Having grabbed my clothes (naturally...), it was very exciting to rush out there to greet the boys once again. We are in the midst of a 48 hour sweat with temps up at 82*, but boy! it felt good! I felt like a movie director asking the guys to hack back so much of the winterkill, and they were very responsive. I really think they like the idea of a home owner who obviously cares about each bush, and will spend the time out there working. But there's the rub -- I only bent down 3 times, and I paid for it the rest of the day. Got lotsa back problems. Pretty soon the only gardening either Jimmie or I will be able to do will be to bring out the old milk crate and the slab of plywood, the two webbed chairs and the portable radio, the Japanese rice crackers and the Brie cheese, and the Daiquiries -- you know, that's a lot of work! And we'll smell the cut grass, and admire the flower beds and all the greenery, and we'll have to consider ourselves very lucky to have reached this position in life: pure frustrated onlookers. Penny, NY . ________________________________________________________________ The best thing to hit the internet in years - Juno SpeedBand! Surf the web up to FIVE TIMES FASTER! Only $14.95/ month - visit www.juno.com to sign up today!