[gardeners] Fwd: CATS Are In Charge

Margaret Lauterbach (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Sun, 01 Jun 2003 09:06:38 -0600 

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>"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats,
>for they are subtle and will
>pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham
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>"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
>--Unknown
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>"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
>Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous
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>"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't
>get eight cats to pull a sled
>through snow." --Jeff Valdez
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>"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
>--English proverb
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>"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
>--Ellen Perry Berkeley
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>"One cat just leads to another."
>--Ernest Hemingway
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>"Dogs come when they're called;
>cats take a message and get back to you later."
>--Mary Bly
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>"Cats are rather delicate creatures and
>they are subject to a good
>many ailments, but I never heard of
>one who suffered from insomnia."
>--Joseph Wood Krutch
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>"People that hate cats will come back
>as mice in their next life."
>--Faith Resnick
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>"There are many intelligent species in the universe.
>They are all owned by cats."
>--Anonymous
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>"I have studied many philosophers and many cats.
>The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
>--Hippolyte Taine
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>No heaven will not ever Heaven be;
>Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
>--Unknown
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>"There are two means of refuge from
>the miseries of life: music and cats."
>--Albert Schweitzer
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>"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
>--Ernest Menaul
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>"Dogs believe they are human.
>Cats believe they are God."
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>"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
>--Colette
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>"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
>True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
>--Missy Dizick
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>"You will always be lucky if you know
>how to make friends with strange cats."
>--Colonial American proverb
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>"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never
>does any harm to ask for what you want."
>-Joseph Wood Krutch
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>"I got rid of my husband.
>The cat was allergic."
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>"My husband said it was him or the cat ...
>I miss him sometimes."
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>"Cats aren't clean,
>they're just covered with cat spit."
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>Send this to your friends and family
>if it's ok with the cat.
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