Re: [CH] Recipe Challenge

VoodooChile (rael64@qwest.net)
Tue, 6 Aug 2002 15:22:55 -0600

>I'm surprised we haven't heard from Real on this one yet.  I'm imagining
>that this would go nicely with nubile chile maidens, glistening with the
>juice of pears in all the right places, while the floor/furniture is
>protected by a Twister mat.

been outta town...back down in MS to check on the folks, trade 
insults with my 5 sisters, and rehumidify myself.

So, what wuz the ??

Ah, i see...pear juice.

1> pear juice + tequila + dash of grapefruit.  I just made that up so 
it may suck large.  I'd try it though if I still drank (sniff sniff).

2> pear juice, ice, ??? fruit: blend it all up.  Add chiles to the 
blender? Again, just thoughts.  Could call the concoction a Chilly 
Pair...

3> the juice may work well with pork, either as a marinade or 
braising liquid.  Have a stupid simple recipe for lemon chicken (i 
hate lemon chicken but people seem to like it anyway) that I stole 
from, uh, Union Cafe (?).  I fergit.  Anywho, I think the pear juice 
would work wonderfully in this manner but with some nice meaty pork 
chops or loin chops and a few other twist(er)s.  I'd dust the chops 
in flour, brown on high heat, thrown in an oven safe pan; saute some 
onions, maybe even red onions or a combo of such, possibly (??) some 
celery, and chiles.  Just soften and then add to pork.  Get all the 
good stuff outta the pan (or use the braising pan to saute w/in the 
first place).  Cover it all with the pear juice, maybe about half as 
much liquid again (or less) of water, toss in the over at 350 F 
covered (you're braising, remember), and cook away.  Of course, this 
may suck too.  Seasoning-wise I'd think cumin, possibly a little 
(LITTLE) sage; coriander/cinnamon may be interesting.  Cilantro would 
most likely be groovy (this boy luvs cilantro).

I'm just an idea man, man.

4> 1/4-inch chop a yellow onion; chop up as many chiles as you 
desire; chop up some nice ripe roma tomatoes (remove skins beforehand 
if desired); would be nice to have some ripe pears chopped up as 
well.  Toss it all with some decent cider vinegar or possibly some 
balsamic (not much), S&P, maybe a squeeze of lime...

and then, visqueen the floor if carpeted, get out the Twister[TM!] 
game, send the kids to a movie if you breed, position nearby any 
other needed, uh, instruments (latex gloves, hand cuffs, crops, ice, 
green jello, pop rocks, etc), grab your sugar momma/daddy, drop trou, 
and play Twister [TM!].

Eat. Play. Get Nekkid. You never know when you may die.

-- 
Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......

Rael64
Monk of the TCS
Order of Enlightened Twister [TM!]