[CH] How could I be such a fool

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At work, I have a hot sauce bottle that has a blend of several sauces.  I'm 
trying to clean some sauces out the home refrigerator, and when a bottle 
gets low I pour the remainder into this supply.  One of the recent 
contributions was the last 1/5 of a bottle of Blair's After Death.

I think I need to start using an eye dropper to dispense the stuff.  Today I 
was sitting in an ISO auditors' lunch with a spiked sandwich.  My eyes were 
watering, my nose was running, my face was red - nothing unusual, really - 
but this time I could feel drops of sweat running down the back of my neck.

It didn't help to think of this passage from Under Milk Wood by Dylan 
Thomas:

"Alone in the hissing laboratory of his wishes, Mr Pugh minces among bad 
vats and jeroboams, tiptoes through spinneys of murdering herbs, agony 
dancing in his crucibles, and mixes especially for Mrs Pugh a venomous 
porridge unknown to toxicologists, which will scald and viper through her, 
until her ears fall off like figs, her toes grow big and black as balloons, 
and steam comes screaming out of her navel. "

- A

(two Zappa referencs in one message, not bad)



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