Re: [gardeners] Rotten week/day

George Shirley (
Sat, 02 May 1998 21:47:30

At 09:29 AM 5/2/98 -0600, you wrote:
>On Fri, 01 May 1998 18:20:47, George Shirley wrote:
>>Right now for me life sucks. I've had a sinus infection for about a week
>>and am now at the point where all I want to do is sleep, eat, and drink
>>lots of liquids. The one rx I'm allowed to take makes me drowsy so the
>>sleeping comes naturally, it also acts as a diuretic so I'm getting up
>>every two hours to go the bathroom. Makes you feel really sorry. Now that
>>I've bitched about having an upper respiratory infection in the spring I'll
>>go on to other things. Oh yeah, I suspect an allergy to blooming waxleaf
>>ligustrum as the cause of the infection.
>Gosh George!  I hope you feel better soon.  A surefire, hardcore quick cure 
>we use around here is to crush a clove of garlic into a small container,
add a 
>tablespoon or two of good water and let it sit for awhile.  Then get a few 
>drop of the water in a spoon or dropper and snort it up each nostril.  Have 
>plenty of tissues nearby as there will be an immediate release, right
after a 
>brillant orange light goes off in your head.  Works everytime.
>Terry King                  North Central Eastern Washington
>        USDA zone 4, Sunset Zone 1
Let's see. I combine snorting garlic water with eating a spoonful of fresh
horseradish while I'm taking a very hot shower (my doctors idea) and then
stand by for an orange light, a blast from the colon, and a runny nose.
Somehow the idea of just staying sick sounds better and better. <VBG>