[gardeners] Bubbles Takes on Guido

asidv@fbg.net (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Fri, 19 Jun 1998 21:29:17 +0000

Bubbles wrote: 
> Listen to me wise guy. And listen good. I know all about territory and
> I've been working this corner for a LONG time. I figure these folks
> are suffering from garden burnout cause mother nature is having a 
> tantrum all over the place so I come in here, nice as you please, 
> looking for a game of squash and then you start acting tough. I got
> my racket on the up and up on the Home Shopping Network so don't you
> go saying that "rackets is mine." My racket is mine, mine, all MINE.
> Bubbles 

Dear Bubbles: You sounds like my kind of gal. I like a doll with 
spunk, and kid, you got it. What say we get together for a game of 
squash? Eleven at the TicToc Club? I'll wear a squash blossom in my 
lapel so's you'll know me. Yours, ever      Guido