Re: [gardeners] Saved!
Catharine Vinson (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Sun, 21 Jun 1998 16:39:11 +0000
Margaret wrote:
> Some people I know started out with 11 hills and when asked if that wasn't
> a lot, they answered, "No, Ray and I love zucchini. Besides, what if we
> should have company?" "They" had yanked out all but three hills by the
> time their company arrived, then began attacking ME just because Johnny's
> Selected Seeds Catalog said these zucchs don't produce much. In sympathy,
Margaret, you have solved the Big Mystery: From When Do These Squahoid
Invaders Come?
JOHNNY'S!!! I am beginning to put all the pieces of the nefarious puzzle
together. Johnny's, in fiendish collaboration with the people who send out
The Black Heliocopters, is nothing more than a front for The Rackets.
Guido is their advance man. Bubbles is their Moll.
And to think that my own Poor Dear Mother and Father almost became one of
their Victims. I shudder. I feel faint.
I am Deeply Disturbed. The question remains: What Makes Johnny Run? Can it
be so simple as his failure to learn to read? What does Johnny want with
us? Should we contact The X-Files? Or is this a caper for Mrs. Peel and
Steed?
Catharine