Allen wrote: I was reading and responding to my e-mail in the wee hours and chortling out loud to Pats responses. I think the fella made the mistake of coming to a dual of wits unarmed. Having known MaPat all my life <bg>, I can testify that one would need a) full body armor, b) a bushel of grenades, c) a suitcase bomb, d) an I.Q. of 200+ to stand a chance against MaPat!!!!! Catharine