Gay mice, was : Re: [gardeners] Re: What's in the Basement?

Michael & Bambi Cantrell (
Wed, 24 Feb 1999 12:36:46 -0500


Thank you for asking the question that all of us are dying to know.
Well, not quite dying like your family members who are falling like flys.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Coastal Carolina

>>Yes Gaye mice do such things!
>Gay mice do these things?  I never would have imagined!  Aunt Nelda Mae
>plain fainted away when I read it to her, she just hates all this talk
>private matters, you know.  Anyway, when she came to, she started wondering
>just how you know if they're gay, you know, they're so tiny anyway, and you
>need a magnifying glass, but about that time she got all flustered again
>dead away.  And then Aunt Nelda Lou came in and saw Nelda Mae, and Nelda
>got too excited and she fainted dead away.  Well,  when Nelda Mae came to,
>saw Nelda Lou, and dangnabit if she didn't drop right back off.  Well, it
>turns out
>Nelda Lou had come into the house to get some rags for Uncle Homer, he's
>still trying to fix the 1963 Dodge that Aunt Nelda Jean shot with buckshot