> > > > Living on Earth is expensive, but it does > > include a free trip around the sun. > > > > Birthdays are good for you: the more > > you have the longer you live. > > > > How long a minute is, depends on what side > > of the bathroom door you're on. > > > > I have noticed that the people who are late are > > often so much jollier than the people who have > > to wait for them. > > > > If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? > > > > Most of us go to our grave with > > our music still inside of us. > > > > If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come > > nothing in the store is free yet? > > > > You may be only one person in the world, but you may > > also be the world to one person. > > > > Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. > > > > Don't cry because its over; > > smile because it happened. > > > > We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, > > some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, > > and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live > > in the same box. > > > > Everything should be made as simple > > as possible, but no simpler. > > > > A truly happy person is one who can > > enjoy the scenery on a detour. > >