[gardeners] Fwd: The Pond

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>Subject: FW: Fw: The Pond
> > An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a
>large
> > pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
>basketball
> > court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming
>when it
> > was built.
> >
> > One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
>hadn't
>been
> > there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard
>voices
> > shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a
>bunch
>of
> > young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of
>his
> > presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
> >
> > One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
>leave!"
> >
> > The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
>swim or
> > make you get out of the pond naked. "I only came to feed the
>alligator."
> >
> > Moral: Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill.
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