[gardeners] OT - from a Swedish friend

Margaret Lauterbach (gardeners@globalgarden.com)
Tue, 08 Apr 2003 10:06:23 -0600

>Only Scandinavians should tell Swedish jokes.
>Lena and Sven were traveling on Amtrak. They were eating the lunch Lena had
>packed when the train entered a tunnel. Sven said, "Don't eat your banana,
>Lena. I took one bite and went blind."
>Ole said, "Sven, stand in front of my car. I want to know if the signal
>lights are working."  Sven looked and said, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes,