> >Only Scandinavians should tell Swedish jokes. > >Lena and Sven were traveling on Amtrak. They were eating the lunch Lena had >packed when the train entered a tunnel. Sven said, "Don't eat your banana, >Lena. I took one bite and went blind." > > >Ole said, "Sven, stand in front of my car. I want to know if the signal >lights are working." Sven looked and said, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, >no..."