First things first...Rob NL...I hope you know this is in jest. Rob from the Netherlands wrote: Next thing passing my hypothetical mind is you take one or two slices of fresh bread, rub a little to much good olive oil on your face, this absorbs the Cap, put the bread slices on your face, dab, and let the oils get in to the bread. HMMM? An "ultra virgin" olive oil facial, followed by a fresh bread scrub ("The Bread" I assume).....then?????? Croutons??? EEEWWWWWW! Rob from the Netherlands wrote: Or rub your face with peanut butter, it may help any how don't forget to show yourself to your family, naburs friends etc... let them enjoy of the way you look! OH YEA! & with a little chocolate I'll be known as Reese('s Peanut Butter Cup). Paul PS Alex wrote: Spritz yourself up and see if you can convince your other half to lick it off. ALEX!!!! (Can I send you some antiseptic for your knuckles?) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Alex Silbajoris" <asilbajo@hotmail.com> To: <chile-heads@globalgarden.com> Sent: Wednesday, 03 July, 2002 8:28 AM Subject: Re: [CH] hypothetical cap question> > >From: "The NorthEast ChileMan" <thenortheastchileman@attbi.com> > > >Oh boy, I can't wait until Alex gets a hold of this one. Hunan Face? Sour > >Cream Facial? > > Ah, to be touched by the hand of El Grande is at once wonderous and > terrible. > > Well what can I say, you run your own risks if you cook without a full > welder's mask on your head - even Chief Wiggums knows that. Failing that, I > suppose the sour cream facial probably would be the best way to go, maybe > some nice cooling cucumber slices on the eyes. Maybe aerosol whipping cream > would work, plus you might get a little nitrous buzz. Spritz yourself up > and see if you can convince your other half to lick it off. > > - A